Thanksgiving is a time were everyone HAS GREAT DEALS! Who cares about spending time with your family? Go to your nearest mall and sit outside in the cold for hours, waiting for the oncoming bloodshed of Black Friday! Once you force your way though the crowds of people with a riot shield into the nearest apple store, watch as panicking people tear each other’s flesh off for the latest iPhone!
Hillarious New Mexico-ONLY pick up lines
In my opinion, these were so hilarious I just had to share them. I warn you, some are steriotypical and cheesy!
” Girl you are as special as Blakes; I can’t find you anywhere else.”
” You are as special as an albuquerque sunset.”
” I have VIP tickets… to the balloon fiesta”
” If beauty was a burrito, you would be Golden Pride.”
That is all! I just wanted to share these with my fellow jefferson students.
Reported and presented by Liam Paul.
Prepare for the most awesome pumpkin of the year.
By: Journalist Amethyst G.
“Remember! Hot Topic is just a store that uses red and black interior and very loud music. It is very normal. If you still feel uncomfortable, start easing up to it by going to darker stores. Keep getting darker until you’ve made it to Hot Topic level.” –Wikihow
If she giggles at Tommy’s joke then she definitely cheating on you.
This one is actually very helpful. If you want to bring your pet rock to school, here is a tip to make sure you don’t get in trouble. “feel free to write your rocks name on it, so people do not mistake your rocky friend for a concealed weapon when you take him/her to school with you” This makes total sense! You obviously don’t want a teacher taking away your beloved Rocky because he/she thought it was a knife.
Because who wouldn’t love to have the capitol shove them into an arena and be forced to fight to the death, right?
So does this.
“Watching the “Exorcist” movies are not valid guides for performing an exorcism” but somehow Wikihow is…
Step 1: Make jokes
Step 2: have a non-realistic personality
Step 3: Do everything using only 3 sides of the room
Step 4: Have a family
Step 5: Contemplate your existence