Dogs are smelly mutts that only like to poop and pee in your home.
Cats are annoying fur balls that only like to break your china.
Horses are huge menaces that like carrots
Turtles are just boring rock-shaped animals that do nothing
Fish are just pets your parents get you so you can stop begging
Rabbits are just twisted little things that also like carrots
Chinchillas just keep eating the universe
Raptors are so annoyingly smart they are extinct
Hamsters are just evil
Guinea pigs are fat and lazy
In conclusion, get a pet rock
BY: Alan and Sami
DISCLAIMER: this is nobody’s opinion, just a random post by random editors