LOL Quotes

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Lana Turner 

As a child my family’s menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

Buddy Hackett

 

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.
Elayne Boosler 

 

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