AMERICANS MOURN THE LOSS OF TWINKIES

By: Abygail M.

The loss of Twinkies is affecting many nations worldwide.  Men and women across the world are screaming an unending chant of severe woe. Meanwhile their children roll around on the ground screaming at their parents to stop chanting the endless woe.  An epidemic of amazing proportions is plaguing half of the United States; people are having seizures in their homes every time they hear the news story about the huge decrease of Twinkie production.  Just last week there were reports of a complete stop of Twinkie production, therefore a huge riot has taken place all over the world except for the Betty Crocker factories.  They are dancing with joy, because they now produce the first most unhealthy, but most enjoyed food all over the world.

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