Collaboratively written by Collette, Praxilla, and Staple, your strange editors. Editors Note: this was written without looking at what the previous person wrote, with the exception of the last word. Hope you laugh!
Vegetables …. Ummm….. broccoli are crazy in the head. “Mom I hate carrots!” I screeched as we reached the freeze dried vegetable aisle at the huge Costco. What a despicable place…has one ventured into an industrially obtuse setting such that all quality is ignored; by participating in thy purchases, one may actually turn into a vegetable, in the long run. Tomatoes will run away from the other potatoes! Potatoes are grown underground so why do we eat them above ground?
Wow, I sure am grounded given the fact that, unlike most vegetables, I’m non-existent; the vegetable I am!