Sorry for the wait faithful Jeffersonian Readers. With the stories from Mr. Key’s class keeping us busy, we don’t have much time for the regular Jeffersonian posts. BUT… Here are some more Horoscopes!!!! Enjoy. (Jimmy turn that nonexistent music down. Can’t you see they’re trying to read??)
Taurus: I get to read the topic today?? That’s totally fab!!! Okay… Who’s Jimmy???
Gemini: Oh… That nonexistent guy. Seems a little… Nonexistent don’t you think?
Cancer: Totally. Somebody called me nonexistent once. I felt it man. I feel Jimmy’s Pain. PEOPLE CARE MAN!!
Leo: Jimmy is a unicorn knight in shining donuts!!! YAY!!!
Virgo: I can’t take this much longer!!! Aghhhhhh!!!
Libra: Let’s burn his shiny donut armor to the ground. I can already smell the burned metal donut.
Scorpio: I had a prophetic dream about burning donuts… Still an oracle!!!
Sagittarius: Donuuts, sugaar. MMMMMM…
Capricorn: Why are we spelling doughnuts donuts??? lets get back on topic. Jimmy is cool with me.
Aquarius: How much would it cost to hire an assistant like Jimmy? Precious money!!! precious…
Pisces: Aghhh would Jimmy stop with that stupid nonexistent music!!!! RARRR!!
Aries: Save me… whimper* Ummm. Were done here… Back to Jimmy. What do you mean you’re nonexistent just say something!!
Aries: Words of wisdom from the master. That changed my life. (Sobs*) Thanks for reading… Bye.