By: Samantha P.
Those born on 11.3: You might have noticed that dark orb hovering above you the entire day. That isn’t an alien spacecraft or symbolic “dark cloud”, but merely a large clump of dandruff. Have you considered a different shampoo?
Aries: People say you are a control freak, but if you had it your way, they would tell you that more slowly and about .5 decibels louder.
Cancer: No one has any idea how smart you are. Be sure to remind them at every possible moment.
Leo: Your life will soon divided into two eras: “Before You Angered the Lion” and “After You Angered the Lion”.
Virgo: Someday you’ll look back on this and laugh. That of course, will be after 20 or so facial reconstructive surgeries.
Libra: They say that a creative and intelligent persons life is full of color and beauty. Bet you’re wondering why yours is a cement gray color.