One day, through a forest, beneath a high and mighty hill, lumbered a gargantuan.
He surveyed his surroundings, the tops of the trees, the crags of the knoll ahead of him, and he chortled. I am the mightiest being in miles, he thought to himself. “None can challenge me,” he roared “I am the Continue reading
Once again the merry ordeal of the SBA is upon us. And when I say merry, I mean it sarcastically. I hate the SBA. The teachers hate the SBA. Continue reading
Hi there, and welcome back to the Ivan Zone. The Ivan Zone shut down temporarily because, well, quite frankly I ran out of funny random blurbs to put at the top of my pieces, also a lot of the pieces I tried to have published mysteriously disappeared. Oh Well! Here’s tonight’s blurb:
This just in from the Ivan Zone’s top newsbase in fairyland: McArthur’s Park has melted in the dark! All the sweet green icing has flowed down. Our top reporter, Richard Harris (rest his soul), Continue reading